VALKYRIE RUNE - A QUICKIE
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I
am a statement, therefore I am. |
According to Honda Canada’s
Warren Milner, sales of cruisers/ customs account for one third of the Canadian
market. Of that, 50% have displacements of 1300cc or greater. There’s
no doubting that it’s big business and Honda wants more of it. Hmm,
what to do, what to do?
Well, in Honda’s case it decided to build a cruiser that makes a
statement. Remember the movie Conan the Barbarian? You know the scene
where Arnold's horse-riding buddy clubs his foes over the head with a
giant mallet? The Rune is that kind of statement.
At last week’s Canadian
press launch* of the Rune, Warren detailed the origins of the beast.
*Humph, scooped
by Mr. Richardson/Toronto Star—who got the bike for a whole day
a few days prior. Kudos to Mark for carrying it off though. Bastard.
Grumble, grumble
– Editor ‘arris
THE ROAD
TO RUNE
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The
Zodia concept bike of 1995. |
The first step in the evolution
of the Rune was a reversal of accepted Honda philosophy of function first,
style second. This traditional model generally serves manufacturers and
consumers well but to create a statement Honda took style—via the
concept bike format—and then added function. The
concept bike in question is the luscious
Zodia v-twin, which made it’s premier at the Tokyo Motor Show in
1995. Utilizing trailing-link front suspension, rim mounted front disc,
single-sided swing-arm and fluid drive, the Zodia got an overwhelmingly
good public response …and got Honda’s gears turning. In 1996,
when Honda introduced the Valkyrie—utilizing the stout flat-six
GL1500 motor—the Honda brain thrust into second gear.
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The
Rune concept bikes. Left to right are the T1 to T4. Recognize the
T2? |
Calling on some design elements of the Zodia and using a motor that is recognizably
Honda—the horizontally opposed six of the
Gold Wing/ Valkyrie—Honda’s US based designers developed four
new concept bikes. Labeled the T1 through to T4, the Rune wannabe's hit
the Long Beach, California bike show in December of 2000.
Of all the variations, the T2 received enough positive feedback that the
green light was given for a limited production run, the challenge being
that it had to be a near as possible reproduction to the concept T2. However,
most concept bikes are just styling exercises to help gauge consumer reactions.
Honda’s next task was to bring function to the style.
T-2-RUNE
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GL1800
motor gets tuned-up. |
The recent incarnation of the
Gold Wing 1832cc six was chosen for the power plant and hot-rodded by increasing
the throttle bodies from two to six, fitting more aggressive cams, increasing
air box volume and slapping in a close ratio box. The motor is rigidly mounted
in the frame and Honda claims it is their most powerful cruiser engine to
date … but unfortunately decline to provide performance values to
show just how powerful.
The motor was the easy part. Integrating the design with function required
several innovative firsts for Honda:
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Shocks
are located behind the headlight. |
The frame is diamond shaped as
opposed to the tube style found on other cruisers that utilize aluminium.
The suspension is also very interesting. Up front is a trailing link set-up
providing a total of 3.9 inches of travel. Movement is transmitted from
the trailing link arms to a lever at the steering head, via two large push-rods.
This in turn compresses two upper shocks, one the main spring and the other
a sub-spring and damping system. I couldn’t tell which was which,
but that’s not important right now. In
the rear, Honda is happy to point out that the Unit Pro-Link suspension
is modeled after the RC211V GP racer, with the upper shock mount contained
in the swingarm and not the frame. This setup negates the need for a beefy
frame cross-member to hold the upper shock mount. Beyond claims of superior
function, it also allows the space for a very low seat height of 27.2”
(690mm) while still providing 3.9” of wheel travel. It’s also
mated to a single sided swing arm, which is also a Honda cruiser first.
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Subtle. |
With a dry weight of 794 lbs,
it is no wonder Honda installed the largest discs of any of their production
bikes. Up front are a pair of 330mm discs—with three piston calipers—and
a single 336mm disc—with a two-piston caliper—in the rear. The
brakes are also linked, the front lever actuating two outer pistons on both
front calipers, while the rear actuates the rear two pistons as well as
the middle pistons up front.
Aesthetics
created their own demands. The 6.1-gallon tank was built with seamless
construction—another first for Honda—while the wraparound
rear fender utilizes
flush mount LED brake lights. While
being functional, they also don’t interfere with the fender’s
round shape.
The twin shorty exhausts of the
T2 presented dilemmas in getting proper volume of airflow for the required
performance, while still meeting environmental and groovy sound requirements.
Initially however, when functional and pollution requirements were satisfied,
the sound wasn’t desirable.
Several methods of firing order changes were tried, but the final solution
came by crossing over two pipes under the engine between the two banks.
It came at the expense of some horsepower but since they felt they had
plenty anyhow it was worth it to get ‘the sound’.
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It
took me a while to work this shot out - clutch master cylinder over
gas tank.
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Alloy wheels are shod with radial
tires. The rear is specially designed for the Rune and not yet stocked in
Canada—doubling up as the reason why the press goons would not be
allowed to do a smoky burn out for the entertainment our dedicated readers.
Hey, if you don’t ask…
Other nice
bits include very tasty hydraulic clutch and front brake reservoirs that
are integrated with the rear-set bars. Overall build quality and componentry
is top notch and very tasty for this made-in-Ohio special. Oh, and if
you’re lucky enough to get one, you won't have the hassle of passengers
as there are no passenger pegs!
RUN RUNE RUN
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Mr.
Boss tries to look professional while humming the Simpson's theme
song and thinking of lunch. Note blank note pad. |
The bike is massive in every detail:
fenders, tank, length, motor and jeez look at that headlight! It stretches
out past the front axle! I find it interesting that a bike that is as unsubtle
as a pile driver from Prairie wrestling icon Baron Von Raschke only says
‘Honda’ on the valve covers. The tank simply says ‘Rune’
and it’s hidden under a coat
of Illusion Blue paint. This colour is the only option for Canadian purchasers,
btw. Seating position
is comfortable thanks to the footpeg placement being in a standard position.
This is due to the valve covers of the mighty six preventing the traditional
cruiser placement up front. Although the reach to the bars seemed a bit
too short for me (5’11” and shrinking) the overall ergos are
comfortable. The seat is wide and not too deeply dished. The headlight
is omnipresent in a good way.
Once underway, the sheer enormity
of the bike disappears.
At idle, Honda has achieved a quiet version of a late 60’s small
block Chevy. Once out of earshot of our hosts however, a nailing of the
throttle replaces that rumble with the intake honk of something much sportier.
Compared with the standard Valkyrie and VTX1800, the Rune is substantially
quicker. The incredible linearity of the Valkyrie motor is still there,
but a greater sense of urgency is present.
Despite a wheelbase that, to
my knowledge, is the longest of any major bike manufacturers at 1750mm,
the bike is eminently rideable.
In fact in the tighter, slower and typically Ontario bumpy sections surrounding
the launch site, the Rune felt more stable then the standard Valkyrie
that I rode for comparison. Make no mistake, it’s still a heavyweight,
but it felt lighter than the VTX1800 present, and numerous tight U-turns
for photo opportunities were not a hardship.
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Front
suspension is a work of art. |
Applying the rear linked-to-front
brakes causes the bike to squat nicely and slows you effectively, although
I did lock it on my first attempt. The front brakes are not linked to the
rears and are effective in their own right. I was semi-hypnotized watching
the visible activity in the front suspension with every brake application.
It is a thing of beauty and quite entertaining for my atrophied brain.
Besides being interesting,
the suspension is very functional. It was the most comfortable by far
in the group of test bikes available on launch day, including the VTX1300,
VTX1800, Spirit 750 and a Valkyrie. Road imperfections are gobbled up
and little is imparted on the rider.
The ride quality, seat comfort,
decent ergos and a giant tank could see the Rune rack up some ample miles
before a break is required.
RUNED FOR
OTHER MOTORCYCLES?
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Limited
production ensures that you'll be unlikely to bump into another Rune
rider. $35,000 ensures that it won't see rain either. |
To go from concept to production
with no visible compromise is impressive ... and expensive. Despite a ballpark
price of C$35,000, it’s a money-losing venture for the big H.
While Honda wouldn’t
provide actual figures on the quantity of units for sale in Canada, an
educated guess would be in the 30-50 range. They will sell everyone of
them, as it’s a stunning bike, perfectly functional and easy to
ride.
As a showcase and flagship
it achieves its goal. I’ll take two. |