Southern Ontario, Sept. 13
Every Friday the 13th, no matter what month, there’s a massive motorcycle gathering in Port Dover, Ontario. We’re talking thousands of riders on peak season dates, and the fallout is biblical. Or maybe anti-biblical, considering you’ve got thong-clad granddads running around with cruisers, and plenty of other sights you can’t un-see.
So why go? Any sensible person would avoid such a place, except that it does hold some sort of disastrous, scandalous appeal. We’re not suggesting you partake in the madness, but if you have ever pondered the depths humanity can reach in the beer gardens and campgrounds, here’s an opportunity to so. If you make a return journey, though, maybe you should start to question your motivations.